Before you recite your habitual and sexist you-are-a-girl-you-will-never-know-anything-about-football argument, I'd say, well, you-are-a-boy-and-you-will-never-know-anything-about-love! There, scores settled? (Pun not intended.)
So there was this joke:
Guy 1: "Dude, she has a boyfriend!"
Guy 2: "So? Football has a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score."
Well, what most guys forget is, getting a girl is nowhere like football, and definitely not as easy. And even if it _is_ like football (since you're all sports crazy anyway), there's the offside rule. At crucial moments there'll be at least two defenders between you and her.
So there. Did some public service for you sad love-lorn souls. I hope you remember.
Fare well, my sentimental fools!
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